D (3x) (Intro) G I just got offa work at five D Drivin' that old van I drive G Overalls and dirty boots A But Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit G So when I walked into that fancy store D They looked at me like I was poor G But a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir A A(let it ring - then pop thumb on soundboard) It went from "Don't take checks" to "Right away, yes sir!" (CHORUS) G Upper Middle Class White Trash D My pockets can't hold all my cash A Cuz one day I stopped to pee D Got some gas and won the lottery G Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood D My friends and family they're all livin' pretty good The trailer park's fulla Cadillacs A(stop) D D G A D(mute strings and strum 2x) and Upper Middle Class White Trash G I got my home boy Chris a brand new shop D For all those cars on cinder blocks G And cousin Charlie he thinks it's cool A(stop) A To keep a large mouth bass in his new swimming pool G I had a birthday party for momma last night D In her 90 and a half foot triple wide G You ain't seen nothin' if you ain't seen A (let it ring) NASCAR on a 60 inch plasma screen (CHORUS) (BRIDGE) G (let it ring) Buyin chicken wings by the bucket D (let it ring) We can't eat 'em all, we just say 'chuck it' E (let it ring) All the Miller Lite that you can handle A (let it ring) A(strum 2x speed -- then let it ring) A hundred and 57 movie channels.... heh heh heh... (CHORUS - slightly modified) G Upper Middle Class White Trash D Our pockets can't hold all our cash A Cuz one day I stopped to pee D Got some gas and won the lottery-yee-yee G Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood D My friends and family they're all livin' pretty good My trailer park's fulla Cadillacs A(stop) D D G A D D and Upper Middle Class White Trash G So pop a top, sit back and relax D All you Upper Middle Class White Trash...